Bangaki kini AbangoMongameli Bezihlalo Zezikhali Ngesixazululo?

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1. Ingabe OFakazi BakaJehova Ku-Yahoo Baphendula Bangamaqhawe Amasosha?

Owethu uNkulunkulu weqiniso Pro-phe-sieeeeeeee Lokhu akubikezelayo kuyenzeka... (ngaphandle uma kungafiki, kuzoba khona ukukhanya okusha okuchaza ukuthi kungani kungenzeki futhi sizokwamukela ngaphandle kokubuza)

2. NjengoJenene wesitulo sengalo, ubungangamlalela yini uHitler futhi uphume eStalingrad engxenyeni yesibili ka-1942?

Ukungalaleli kungaba nemiphumela ebuhlungu. Ukuzama ukugqashuka sekwephuzile empini ngokuqinisekile kuzohluleka. Lapho kuqala ukunikezwa umyalo, le mpi yayingeke ibe nezindleko ezinkulu ukube uHitler wayezohlala entshonalanga yeStalingrad, futhi agcinwe lapho.

3. Noma yimiphi imibono ye-armchair yokuthi kungani isiqhingi esiku-"Lost" sinjalo?

Konke kuyadida kakhulu futhi ngibheke ngabomvu okokugcina kwesizini eyisi-2 namuhla kusihlwa. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuhlobene kakhulu nalezo zivivinyo nozibuthe nokunye. Ngilokhu ngicabanga ukuthi sengikutholile konke, bese kushona umuntu obalulekile kumbono wami futhi kufanele ngicabange ngomunye.

4. I-Armchair theatre poll umdlalo we-Tv Soccer noma umdlalo wekhilikithi.?

ikhilikithi ngoba ijabulisa ngempela

5. Ibhola laseScotland kanye nabalandeli 'be-armchair' - umbuzo ?

Ngincamela osofa u-Ivan

6. umalume uchama ngaso sonke isikhathi esihlalweni sakhe ngicela ngithini ukuze ngidlule kuGROSS?

Umndeni wakho kufanele umtshele uma elindele ukuthi bamnakekele, udinga okungenani abe nesithunzi sokuya endlini encane njengomuntu futhi uma enenkinga yokufika khona, acele othile ukuthi amphelezele. Lokho kuyanyanyisa futhi kuyi-biohazard. Asikho isizathu salokho, usekhulile. Kufanele futhi kulindeleke ukuthi athathe isikhundla saleso sihlalo ngoba kungenzeka ukuthi usesichithile manje. Ulahlekelwe umlenze nesifo sikashukela, hhayi umuntu ogulayo, futhi akufanele aphathwe njengaye. Futhi, ukwelashwa kungase kucatshangelwe, uma kuthengwa. Ukucindezeleka kwakhe kufanele kwelashwe, kuthinta nina nonke

7. Ngineqoqo lakudala likadrako wefu le-Ming Dynasty eliqopha isihlalo sokhuni esikhulu esiyindilinga?

O nkosi yami, ngicela ukhulume isiNgisi!

8. Ingabe kufanele ngisuse i-armchair?

Kuzwakala sengathi unamathele kuleso situlo. Bekungeke yini kwenzeke ukulahla okukodwa kokubhangqwana bese ubeka kabusha omunye ngandlela thize ukuze ukwazi ukwenza yomibili imisebenzi? Kungenjalo, thola umata oshelelayo bese uwubeka phezu kwalokho, ukuze ukwazi ukuslayida phakathi kwalezi zindawo ezimbili. Ingabe likhona ihholo noma indawo yokuhlala ngaphandle lapho ongabeka khona elinye lazo, ukuze litholakale kwabanye abantu ukuba bahlale lapho uma ungalisebenzisi?

9. Kososayensi bezepolitiki: Ingabe uBill Clinton wayengumongameli wesimanje wentando yeningi ongcono kakhulu (okungukuthi: okubi nakakhulu)....

ungambheka kanjani emuva ungaphalazi? ubengumongameli omubi kunabo bonke esake saba nabo. UClinton wasibheka kumakhamera wasibiza ngokuthi siyiziwula.ubuphukuphuku yimpahla yaseMelika,uthi i don't consider that sex. Buza ukuthi aphi amatayitela ezinsiza zethu zamanzi ahlanzekile. Buza ukuthi kungani Amanzi Amhlophe, anyamalala. Buza ukuthi yimuphi omunye umongameli owacekela phansi indlu emhlophe ngesikhathi ephuma . Buza ukuthi yini omunye umongameli adayisiwe phuma ejele mahhala, amakhadi ngaphambi kokuba ashiye isikhundla. Hhayi-ke bengizothi uma labo bebehambisana nombuzo wakho bekungaba izandla phansi.uzolahlekelwa ukuthandwa kwakhe. UBill noHillary Clinton yizinto ezimbi kakhulu ezenzeka emphakathini waseMelika.

10. Ungakwazi "isihlalo sokuzivikela" lesi sami, ngicela? Mayelana ne-U.S. kanye ne-Iran?

Ngicabanga ukuthi uBush kufanele avule ingxoxo ne-Iran. Bona, i-Iran, bebelokhu becela eyodwa. Kodwa uBush nekhabhinethi yakhe bayala ukukhuluma naye. Abantu base-Irani banamuhla kakhulu futhi abanye baye basho ngisho nabaseMelika. Sinokwehluka kwamasiko Yebo, kodwa bafuna ukukhuluma nathi. Uma sikuphika lokhu, kulapho sibukeka kabi. Abezindaba, njengenjwayelo, bahlolwa, abalikhulumi lonke iqiniso ngezinto. Imidiya yethu ibonakala sengathi isigcina sisesimweni sokwesaba njalo. UMongameli wase-Iran uyindoda ezimisele futhi uyenqaba ukukhothamela i-US. Uma isimo singahlehla nginesiqiniseko sokuthi sizokwenza okufanayo. Uthi amandla enuzi yiyona ndlela okumele izwe lakhe lihambe ngayo, wavumela abahloli bamazwe ngamazwe ukuthi bafike babheke, nakuba evinjwe abathile abengabathembi njengathi. Uthi kufanele avunyelwe aqhubeke nekusasa lezwe lakhe futhi kungani kungafanele. Sinamandla enuzi. Ubani othi i-US, England, Germany, France, Japan, Israel kanye nabanye abambalwa yibo kuphela abavunyelwe ukuba namandla enuzi, noma ibhomu ngaleyo ndaba. Izwe lakubo lisemngceleni futhi liphakathi nendawo eshisayo yasendle. UBush et al badinga nje futhi bafuna izaba zokuthi bahlale lapho ukuze bakwazi ukuvikela/babe/bazuze NGAMAFUTHA, abakhiphi izindleko zokwenza lokho, njengamasosha ethu aphila. ISaudi Arabia isibambisene nathi ngenxa kawoyela. Izwe labo lihlehlele emuva kakhulu ngabesifazane nangokwenkolo kakhulu. Lapho imibhoshongo iwa, khumbula ukuthi azikho izindiza ezazivunyelwe ukundiza e-US, ngaphandle kwezindiza ezi-2 ezazivunyelwe ukusuka. Babengobani? AbakwaSaudi, umndeni wakwaBin Laden kade behlala nabakwaBush, ngakho babona ukuthi kufanele babakhiphe futhi benza kanjalo. Sebengabangane isikhathi eside. Kuyahlekisa ukuthi bangakwazi kanjani ukuthola indodana eyodwa. Zibandakanye kakhulu ekubukeni iziteshi zezindaba zakwamanye amazwe, amaphepha nezingosi zewebhu. Funda phakathi kwemigqa. Qaphela uma kwenzeka into enkulu kuhulumeni, kukhona okunye okwenzekayo okusenza sibukeke ngenye indlela. (Akunankinga lokho kuhlanya ngemuva kwekhethini)