Cov Tub Rog Tiag Tiag (tsis yog Fake Armchair Warriors Tshaj Tawm hauv Tshooj Lus no)?

Tsis tas li ntawd xwb. Kuv xav tias Patton yuav tsis tuaj yeem nrhiav kev tswj hwm tus kheej kom tsis txhob muaj kev puas tsuaj los yog tau txais qib ntawm kev coj noj coj ua uas xav tau rau kev ua haujlwm tawm tsam. Kuv tau nyeem ib qho lus zoo txog Patton thiab yog li ntawd, kuv tsis xav tias nws yuav ua tau zoo ntawm kev sib ntaus sib tua niaj hnub no. Nws yog ib tug tub rog renaissance thiab romanticized kev sib ntaus sib tua ntawm yav tas los. Peb cov hom phiaj kev nom kev tswv tau cuam tshuam nrog kev ua tub rog niaj hnub no. Hais tias, yog tias peb lub hom phiaj tsuas yog rhuav tshem txhua yam hauv peb txoj kev, ces ntuj raug txim yog kuv yuav ua hauj lwm hauv qab nws! Kuv yog Army aviator. Yog hais tias nws puas xav tau ib lub elevator, kuv yuav qhuas. Ncov!

1. Puas muaj ib tus kws tshaj lij kev nom kev tswv uas xav muab kuv cov kev xav txog qhov kev tawm tsam hauv tebchaws Iziv yuav ua li cas?

Koj xav li cas? Nws yog cov khoom lag luam thiab muaj kev kub ntxhov nyob rau hauv nruab nrab sab hnub tuaj. Koj puas xav tias cov speculators yuav cia qhov ntawd mus pov tseg?

2. Qhov txawv ntawm ib tug theoretical physicist thiab ib tug armchair physicist yog dab tsi?

Tus kws kho mob lub rooj zaum hauv lub rooj zaum yog ib qho ntawm cov neeg uas smugly qhia rau koj tias lawv cov tswv yim kom tau los ntawm no mus rau Andromeda los ntawm ib tug sleighride los ntawm ib tug wormhole ntawm lub spaceship ua zoo li lub ferris-log yog validated los ntawm lawv smug paub tias "Pluto tsis yog ib tug ntiaj chaw, koj paub."

3. Puas yog Yehauvas Cov Timkhawv ntawm Yahoo Answers Armchair Warriors?

Tsuas muaj li ntawm 20 los yog li ntawd Cov Timkhawv uas kuv pom tsis tu ncua ntawm Yahoo cov lus teb. Nws puas suav tias yog "ntau"? koj puas ntseeg ib qho ntawm cov khib nyiab uas koj nyuam qhuav hais tawm? Tiag tiag? Kuv yeej vam tias koj tsis yog dag. Auj, thiab thov yog koj yuav qhia qhov twg hauv ib qho ntawm peb cov ntawv tshaj tawm nws: "qhia nws cov tswv cuab kom muaj kev npau taws ua tsov rog thaum nws los txog rau cov neeg uas tsis pom zoo rau koj" Ua tsaug --------- Ua li cas ib qho ntawm cov teb kuv lo lus nug? --------- Nqe lus twg koj hais tias "Qhia nws cov tswv cuab kom muaj kev npau taws ua tsov rog thaum nws los txog rau cov neeg tsis pom zoo rau koj"? Peb nyuam qhuav kawm cov ntawv no tsis ntev los no, thiab kuv tseem muaj kuv daim ntawv theej hauv kuv txhais tes, yog li koj sim xa mus rau qhov twg? Los yog koj tab tom tham txog tsab xov xwm ntawm Yehu? Qhov no puas yog "kev qhia" uas koj hais txog? Cov lus qhia me me no uas koj tuaj yeem coj mus deb ntawm cov ntsiab lus? .

4. Puas muaj ib lo lus los piav txog qhov khaus, tsis muaj txiaj ntsig 'lub rooj zaum rooj zaum / sab nraud / qhov muag tsis pom kev muab tswv yim'?

Muaj ob peb lo lus kuv tuaj yeem xav txog: Lawv yog "presumptuous." Lawv tab tom muab "cov lus qhia tsis xav tau." Lawv muab "platitudes." Nyob ntawm seb lawv hais li cas, lawv tuaj yeem yog "pompous bores."

5. Raws li ib tug armchair General, koj puas tau tsis mloog Hitler thiab tawm ntawm Stalingrad nyob rau hauv ib nrab ntawm 1942?

Kev tsis mloog lus yuav muaj qhov tshwm sim loj heev. Sim ib qho kev tawm tsam lig hauv kev sib ntaus sib tua yeej yuav ua tsis tiav. Thaum thawj zaug tau hais kom ua, qhov kev sib ntaus sib tua no yuav tsis raug nqi ntau yog tias Hitler yuav nyob sab hnub poob ntawm Stalingrad, thiab tuav nyob ntawd.

6. Okay cov tub thiab cov ntxhais, cia peb ua armchair coach hmo no.?

Kuv xav tias koj yuav tsum caij Johnson tam sim no vim nws ua si kub pom tseeb. Kuv xav tias qhov no yuav txhawb kom Paj Lug ua si nyuaj thiab mob siab rau. Haha yog qhov tseeb tias Pittsburgh yuav tsum ua, pauv Stall Malkin thiab lwm yam.

7. Dab tsi yog tus qauv iconic tshaj plaws ntawm armchair?

Cov neeg tsim qauv tau muab faib rau cov lus nug no. Muaj ntau pua lub rooj zaum uas, vim yog kev tsim kom zoo nkauj thiab kev ua haujlwm, tau txais lub npe ntawm "icon".Top ntawm lub siab, kuv cov lus teb yog Aemes lounge lub rooj zaum thiab ottoman vim nws sov thiab xis, zoo li mitt cradling baseball ( kev tshoov siab rau kev tsim). Txawm li cas los xij, feem ntau ntawm lub rooj zaum tsuas yog tso cai rau peb siv qhov no qhov chaw muaj ntau qhov chaw rau kev txav mus los thiab txav mus los, thiab rau qhov kev txaus siab ntawm lub rooj zaum tsim.Eero Saarinen's Womb Chair muaj ib qho yuav luag zoo sib xws, txawm tias ntau lub teeb thiab airy. , thiab tsis muaj lub viav vias, yog li nws zoo nkaus li zoo txawm nyob rau hauv qhov chaw nruj.Dab tsi yog cov qauv iconic tshaj plaws ntawm lub rooj zaum rooj zaum?.

8. Armchair music critics! Lub sijhawm rau koj cov kev xav txog kev tshaj lij!?

Kuv kuj hnov coob leej. Beethoven 4 - 7 Beethoven 5 - 9.5 Mozart 20 - 8 Mozart 21 - 10 (HLUB IT!) Mozart 27 - 6.5 (tsis yog tus kiv cua loj) Brahms 1 - 8 (qhov kawg ua rau kuv nco txog qee yam ...) Brahms 2 - 7.5 (tsis zoo li Brahms 1, tab sis ...) Bartok 2 - 6 Bartok 3 - 7 Rachmaninoff 1 - 8 Rachmaninoff 2 - 8 Rachmaninoff 3 - 9.5 (kawg kawg!) Rachmaninoff 4 - 8 Rachmaninoff Rhapsody - 7.6 (Scria) err...not a big fan) Khachaturian - 7 Macdowell 2 - 7 Ravel (Sab laug-tes) - 9 (astonishing!) Ravel - 8 Liszt 1 - 8 Liszt 2 - 7 Prokofiev 1 - 7 Prokofiev 2 - 5.5 (do not not. nyiam heev) Prokofiev 3 - 9 (hlub nws!) Shostakovich 2 - 8 Grieg 1 - 9.5 (Kuv hlub nws!) Hummel 3 - ? Medtner 1 - ? Medtner 2 - ? Medtner 3 - ? Chopin 1 - 10 (tej zaum kuv nyiam tshaj plaws, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog kev txav thib peb) Chopin 2 - 8 Dvorak - 8 Saint-Saens 2 - 8 Saint-Saens 5 - 7 Stenhammer 1 - ? Stenhammer 2 - ? Busoni - 8 Pierne - ? Tveitt 4 'Northern Lights' - ? Ralph Vaughan Williams 1 - ? Amy Beach 1: koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim? Moszkowski - 6.75 Tchaikovsky 1 - 8 Tchaikovsky 2 - 7 Tchaikovsky 3 - 6 Scharwenka 1 - (?) EDIT: 4.5 (mloog, tsis tshua nyiam nws) Scharwenka 4 - (?) EDIT: 4.5 (same) Rautaavara 1 -? Rautaavara 2 - ? Rautaavara 3 - ? Rubinstein 4 - 4.5 (tsis yog qhov zoo, tab sis kuv muab credit rau kev ua haujlwm) Mendelssohn 2 - 7 Thalberg - ? Barber - 7 Kuv tau pom qee lub npe txawv ntawm no, Kuv yuav qhib hauv YouTube thiab mloog cov concertos thiab lwm yam haujlwm los ntawm cov kws sau khib nyiab uas kuv tsis tau hnov ​​​​dua! Zoo tshaj, M Kho kom raug: Koj puas tuaj yeem ntxiv Beethoven thawj Piano Concerto? (9, hlub nws)